Certainly! People break up for various reasons, and sometimes those reasons are unexpected or unusual. One of the weirdest reasons someone might break up with their partner is over something seemingly trivial or peculiar. A user asked on the forum, “What’s the weirdest reason you’ve broken up with someone?”
Here are some responses he got!
UNEXPECTED LOOKS
“In the early 2010ish era, I was in college and went out for Halloween. And met a guy dressed as a pirate that looked like Johnny Depp dressed as a pirate; it was the era of those movies. We started dating, and I realized he looked like a pirate 24/7/365, and I couldn’t handle it.”
SMELL LIKE A SOUP
“I broke up with a girl for a reason! She smelled like burnt soup, if that makes sense, and it made me angry to smell it. She was a lovely girl and super hot, but how she smelled really bugged me. It wasn’t the main reason I dumped her, but it was big.”
TALKING FASTER AND LOUDER
“He talked so fast that I often couldn’t understand him. When I would ask him to please talk slower, he would speak LOUDER. But just as quickly.”
PANCAKE THEORY CLASH
“We argued about the way the world works. I thought it worked as a globe. He thought it worked as a pancake.”
FIRST DATE, LAST DATE
“She threw garbage out my truck window while driving down the road. First date-last date.”
NOT BRUSHING HIS TEETH
“She wouldn’t brush her teeth. It was gross. A real shame because she was super cute otherwise.”
MISIDENTIFIED PASSENGER
“She passed me on the road and accused me of cheating on her because she saw a girl in my truck. That girl was my 6’6” tall brother with a full freakin beard and a buzz cut. At that moment, I realized she was definitely on the low side of the Vickie Mendoza Diagonal.”
EXPECTING TO TEXT EVERY MINUTE
“He expected me to text him every minute of every day; if I was not texting him, he was texting all my friends and siblings.”
NAMELESS BLIND DATE
“Went on a blind date with the daughter of a lady I knew well. Her mom set up the date. When I picked her up, I blanked on her name. We went bowling, and I asked her to put the names in, and she either didn’t or couldn’t, I don’t recall. Anyway, she asked me to do it. I named us Her and Him, or maybe She and Him. I don’t remember. We went to dinner afterward and had a great time. No name. I dropped her off and told her I’d call. I did call the next day, and she answered. No name. I spoke to her mom, and she never said her name. This went on for 3-4 days with me calling and her or her mom answering and still not getting a character, and I eventually just stopped out of pure embarrassment and maybe a bit of ego. Looking back as an old guy, I could have gotten her name quickly; however, I just ghosted her. I still don’t know her name.”
FIGHT FOR MAKING BUTTER TOAST
“Officially, the fight was because we disagreed about how to butter toast, but that built into a bigger fight in which Me: “.. blah blah fighting words… if you’d just stop being so ambiguous about it…” her: (sobbing) “See!? See what I mean? You make me feel so stupid. I don’t know what ambiguous means.”
SERVING FOOD IN DIRTY BOWL
“Gave me a dirty bowl after cooking food for me at her place. She said it wasn’t dirty… but I cleaned it and showed her it was.”
BAD EATING HABITS
“This will make me sound like Joey from Friends, but he kept eating my food. We were on a date, and each got a pizza. When he was done, he took one of my slices without asking. Had he asked, it would have been different.”
IMMATURITY AND MISSED AFFECTION
“I was 18 and dumb. Her parents invited me to spend the day with their family, and they were very openly affectionate. Nothing obscene, just hugs, tickles, playful kisses. You know, we all dream of doing the stuff with the one we love. Yeah, I was immature, and looking back, it was healthy and amazing that they were showing their daughter that it’s ok to be proud of your spouse and show them love and affection. I broke up with her the next day.”
SEEMS TO BE JOINED AN ORGANIZED CRIME GROUP
“She had family members following me around town to “protect me,” I told her it was creepy. She said she wanted to guard the future father of her children the only way she knew how. This was almost week 2. I don’t know, but I think I almost joined some organized crime group.”
LAUGH WAS SO AWFUL
“I felt like I was in an episode of Seinfeld. Great woman. Smart, funny. Her laugh was so awful I’d get embarrassed in public. It was like a deep bray. Like if you gave a hyena the opposite of helium. I’m well aware that this is a problem. It’s a shallow and terrible reason not to date someone, but… When you know, you know. Been married for seven years and couldn’t be happier with my partner. Without a doubt the best friend I’ve ever had. And my ex will make some deaf guy happy.”
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